The odd year, on one page

One custom for each month, illustrated with our existing cartoons. Choose A4 or A3 portrait. The usual timing explains the pattern; open each event guide for its next date and current arrangements.

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January

Illustration: a torchlit procession approaching a Viking galley at night

Up Helly Aa

Last Tuesday in January

February

Illustration: runners carrying frying pans and pancakes through a small town

Olney Pancake Race

Every Shrove Tuesday

March

Illustration: the duck watching traditional dancers tapping wooden discs beside a brass band

Britannia Coconut Dancers of Bacup

Every Easter Saturday

April

Illustration: flower-pole bearers offering oranges to families on a town street

Hungerford Hocktide (Tutti Day)

Hock Tuesday, the second Tuesday after Easter (Tutti Day), with Constable’s Sunday the following weekend

May

Illustration: a black-caped hobby horse dancing through a greenery-decorated harbour town

Padstow ’Obby ’Oss

Every 1 May (2 May when the 1st is a Sunday), starting the night before

June

Illustration: children decorating a hawthorn with flowers and ribbons beside the village church

Bawming the Thorn

Third Saturday in June

July

Illustration: a competitor blowing a pea through a tube towards a circular target

World Peashooting Championship

Second Saturday in July

August

Illustration: a burr-covered figure with flowered staves walking beside two attendants

The Burryman

The second Friday of August, alongside the Ferry Fair, from about 9am

September

Illustration: a competitor skimming slate across a sheltered flooded quarry

World Stone Skimming Championships

A day in September

October

Illustration: competitors playing conkers with chestnuts on strings

World Conker Championships

Second Sunday in October

November

Illustration: the duck watching experienced barrel carriers moving a flaming barrel along a cleared street

Ottery St Mary Tar Barrels

Every 5 November, moved to the nearest non-Sunday when the 5th falls on a Sunday

December

Illustration: fireball swingers processing along a harbour street at midnight

Stonehaven Fireballs

Every Hogmanay: the swinging starts at midnight on 31 December

AI-generated illustrations · offtosomethingodd.co.uk · Dates and arrangements can change. Check the event guides before travelling.